you know you’re ugly when u have a thousand followers and ur selfies get 1 note (:

0 notes - Oct 01 2014

hopelessly hopeful

3 notes - Oct 01 2014
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bwwwssssshhhhhhhhh:

i don’t care if u want to own an android but can u please not take photos of urself in the mirror cos i don’t want to see it. thanks 

31,514 notes - Sep 29 2014

anyone else’s nips get hard when they sneeze

2 notes - Sep 29 2014
762 notes - Sep 26 2014

reallyreallyreallytrying:

medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later

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